I love this reviewing thing…I get paid millions of dollars and manufacturers give me the equipment for free so I can have a superb system in every room. I admit it’s a bit hard on my marriage because of all the beautiful women who throw themselves at me, admiring my fancy cars and houses and the gorgeous music emanating from the cabana beside the Olympic sized swimming pool, for it, too has a wonderful system. My wife doesn’t mind because of the diamonds and emeralds and rubies those manufacturers bring to appease her. They know a reviewer’s life can be trying and difficult for a wife, even if one’s wife looks like Jessica Alba…

I love this reviewing thing…I get paid millions of dollars and manufacturers give me the equipment for free so I can have a superb system in every room. I admit it’s a bit hard on my marriage because of all the beautiful women who throw themselves at me, admiring my fancy cars and houses and the gorgeous music emanating from the cabana beside the Olympic sized swimming pool, for it, too has a wonderful system. My wife doesn’t mind because of the diamonds and emeralds and rubies those manufacturers bring to appease her. They know a reviewer’s life can be trying and difficult for a wife, even if one’s wife looks like Jessica Alba…